They call me Master 5Tumblr (3.0; @master5)http://master5.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9b14186eca098774064b673c9cc52c04/tumblr_mgw2moS6Ft1r9868to1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://master5.tumblr.com/post/41558729502http://master5.tumblr.com/post/41558729502Sat, 26 Jan 2013 18:17:03 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b33a6576e53e2d7e7b0440ee3e5c8982/tumblr_mh590nyw1V1rthrj7o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://master5.tumblr.com/post/41558689390http://master5.tumblr.com/post/41558689390Sat, 26 Jan 2013 18:16:31 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2a354a97ee0fa5178491e3eade9407d3/tumblr_mgp6m34SBK1qkj9q5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://master5.tumblr.com/post/40734231155http://master5.tumblr.com/post/40734231155Wed, 16 Jan 2013 22:06:51 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c52b92c94e6493c219f42a19d9a8923/tumblr_mgkc1qudNy1qit7mjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://basorexicunt.tumblr.com/post/40654223318/sick-of-being-single-lol-i-need-to-meet-new-people">basorexicunt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>sick of being single lol i need to meet new people</p> </blockquote>http://master5.tumblr.com/post/40733271088http://master5.tumblr.com/post/40733271088Wed, 16 Jan 2013 21:55:49 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/80251d05100d77c289150fde316d1eab/tumblr_mgjcurz7Yg1reios0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://darthmadz.tumblr.com/post/40661610471/spy-of-warsaw-and-fuck-a-fine-improvement-has" class="tumblr_blog">darthmadz</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://spy-of-warsaw.tumblr.com/post/40661369210/and-fuck" class="tumblr_blog">spy-of-warsaw</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>And fuck</p></blockquote> <p>A fine improvement has just been made</p></blockquote>http://master5.tumblr.com/post/40730605949http://master5.tumblr.com/post/40730605949Wed, 16 Jan 2013 21:25:43 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3472ebb714d95397733a9ae1a3ae4a0c/tumblr_mgp47nOvL81rkmxnto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://teenagerposts.tumblr.com/post/40688146972/follow-love-facts" class="tumblr_blog">teenagerposts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><em><big><big><strong><a href="http://lovefactsxoxo.tumblr.com/">FOLLOW LOVE FACTS!</a></strong></big></big></em></p></blockquote>http://master5.tumblr.com/post/40730593947http://master5.tumblr.com/post/40730593947Wed, 16 Jan 2013 21:25:35 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dee3d354b052ae364ec08dde1b883a1c/tumblr_mgdu56QShF1r53gcjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://jknskdnsk.com">sexxx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tumblr.com/follow/hifuckme">lnvaded</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tumblr.com/follow/hifuckme">i-was-like-wtf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tumblr.com/follow/hifuckme">liddoshane</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tumblr.com/follow/hifuckme">self0bsession</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tumblr.com/follow/hifuckme">invokes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I gained like… 142 followers in 5 minutes.</p> <p>All i had to fucking do was click “yes” on a link</p> <p><strong><a href="http://tumblr.com/follow/m-ichael">the link’s here</a></strong></p> <p>i’m so happy i finally reached 1,000 followers :D</p> </blockquote> <p>wtf it worked for me too</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>I gained 500 today because i was doing it</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>i gained 445 ish over night!</p> <div></div> </blockquote>http://master5.tumblr.com/post/40730582127http://master5.tumblr.com/post/40730582127Wed, 16 Jan 2013 21:25:26 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/86e22026dab1d5ce490540f4cc82447a/tumblr_mg6vpkwkRf1r9ouy2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://hkangela.tumblr.com/post/39812957949/me" class="tumblr_blog">hkangela</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>#me</p></blockquote>http://master5.tumblr.com/post/39813944805http://master5.tumblr.com/post/39813944805Sun, 06 Jan 2013 00:51:41 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8lnfgkGvx1r8mdu4o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://master5.tumblr.com/post/39813936447http://master5.tumblr.com/post/39813936447Sun, 06 Jan 2013 00:51:35 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m78qzuCWH71qchz69o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://master5.tumblr.com/post/39813929915http://master5.tumblr.com/post/39813929915Sun, 06 Jan 2013 00:51:30 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/af09b4a03be1d3fdaf9ef4cd77a0f07e/tumblr_mf3sjxORaO1rdhzzoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://master5.tumblr.com/post/39813902097http://master5.tumblr.com/post/39813902097Sun, 06 Jan 2013 00:51:09 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltyc3fDmlz1qzjggvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://crims0n-roses.tumblr.com/post/39812841411/tropical-love" class="tumblr_blog">crims0n-roses</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://tropical--love.tumblr.com/post/39812695914" class="tumblr_blog">tropical—love</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>✌</p></blockquote></blockquote>http://master5.tumblr.com/post/39813869975http://master5.tumblr.com/post/39813869975Sun, 06 Jan 2013 00:50:44 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwjecyuSvh1r7om7no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://master5.tumblr.com/post/39813866617http://master5.tumblr.com/post/39813866617Sun, 06 Jan 2013 00:50:42 -0500*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life<br /> *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child<br /> *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is<br /> *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone<br /> *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing <br /> *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents<br /> *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me <br /> *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary http://master5.tumblr.com/post/39813857881http://master5.tumblr.com/post/39813857881Sun, 06 Jan 2013 00:50:35 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz2krhdSK21qci0cso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://h-ypnopompic.tumblr.com/post/39808429838/soft-grunge-vintage" class="tumblr_blog">h-ypnopompic</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://h-ypnopompic.tumblr.com/">SOFT GRUNGE/ VINTAGE :)</a></p></blockquote>http://master5.tumblr.com/post/39813770020http://master5.tumblr.com/post/39813770020Sun, 06 Jan 2013 00:49:28 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/057968cc07c83cf5ca971a6ddbcf185a/tumblr_mg5s80WVu01qbjt25o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://makemestfu.net/post/39813433822/so-relatable-blog" class="tumblr_blog">makemestfu</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.makemestfu.net/">So relatable blog :)</a></p></blockquote>http://master5.tumblr.com/post/39813749492http://master5.tumblr.com/post/39813749492Sun, 06 Jan 2013 00:49:13 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdsh4bgtS21qgn6feo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://master5.tumblr.com/post/39813737461http://master5.tumblr.com/post/39813737461Sun, 06 Jan 2013 00:49:04 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv4s5weUYf1r6kfv5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://master5.tumblr.com/post/39813732699http://master5.tumblr.com/post/39813732699Sun, 06 Jan 2013 00:49:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0621aa9ad2908c7d41e075cd71915e2e/tumblr_mfym4xd2Ab1qe7mxjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://master5.tumblr.com/post/39813726820http://master5.tumblr.com/post/39813726820Sun, 06 Jan 2013 00:48:56 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3jiueNsfM1qjnohoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awktastic.tumblr.com/post/38591783740">awktastic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>love</p> </blockquote>http://master5.tumblr.com/post/39813719660http://master5.tumblr.com/post/39813719660Sun, 06 Jan 2013 00:48:50 -0500